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I put the ire in satire.

 
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January 21st, 2010 ]
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2:18
April 13th, 2006 ]
[ mood | content ]

The weather is so warm and sunny today and I can just feel summer coming. It makes me so happy to see the green grass and the blue sky and the trees getting their leaves back. I can't wait for the lazy drowsy days of summer.

 
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11:53
April 5th, 2006 ]
MY THROAT IS SO SORE I HATE IT. :(

I guess I need to drink some tea.



Boys are so dumb, man. They send you so many mixed signals and all they really care about is their dumb cars and food and other guys. I think all men are secretly gay because they sure like to hang out a lot with each other.
 
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yuck yuck yuck [
 
10:09
April 4th, 2006 ]
Not feeling real hot lately. :( I don't know if I'm sick but I sure do feel really tired all the time. Bleck.
 
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sooooo sleepy [
 
1:35
March 27th, 2006 ]
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Oh man I am so tired today. I need to take about ten naps lol.

I love to get the BIG sodas, you know like the 32 oz. ones at gas stations? They are so good and it means that I can just sip away on my Diet Coke all afternoon. YUM. :)

Hopefully this Coke will pep me up a little!

 
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10:50
March 25th, 2006 ]
I wonder how long it takes to destroy your liver.
 
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10:21
March 25th, 2006 ]
Join reorder, bitches. It's hot shit and it's half my community so you'd better fucking join.
 
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2:38
February 5th, 2006 ]

WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED TONIGHT?




Waaaaaaa-hoooooooooooo!!!!!!


LOL my crush guy is going to totally want to fuck me tonight. I'm going to wear my red skirt with hooker boots and the sluttiest top I can find.


DRUNK GUYS ARE A LOT EASIER TO SEDUCE.
 
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